![]() Definitely not a stellar way to debut my sixth-grade year. My dorkiness would come in the form of a hot-pink bicycle plastered with Dora the Explorer stickers. ![]() Apparently they didn't realize that in middle school, once you've been labeled a “dork,” you're stuck with that label. My parents didn't think there was anything wrong with my existing bike, so they weren't going to shell out money for a new one before school started in the fall. They obviously never had to ride a baby bike to the first day of middle school. Someone once told me that money can't buy happiness. Thursday, June 24: Roll, Roll, Roll Your Goatįriday, June 25: Presume Everything Will Be Fineįriday, June 25: Get Stuck between a Rock and a Hard Place Thursday, June 24: Pour Yourself a Glass of Sea Monkeys Monday, June 21: Let Victoria Take a Walk in the Woods Saturday, June 19: Steal a Pair of Underwear Saturday, June 19: Chuck It and Hope for the Best ![]() Saturday, June 19: Make a Mess in the Mess Hall ![]() Monday, June 14: Open Personal Mail in a Public Areaįriday, June 18: Assume Sign-Ups Will Be a Piece of Cake Monday, June 14: Delight in Flushing Toilets Monday, June 14: Startle His Royal Highness Sunday, June 13: Leave Pine Needles in Your Hair Sunday, June 13: Watch Your Parents Drive Away ![]()
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